diet-prozac:

Biggest plot twist in history.

y2kv2:

if your BAC is over 0.6% you die

y2kv2:

if your BAC is over 0.6% you die

number1cuntdiva:

i love this

Zac Efron Joseph Gordon Levitt Rashida Jones Nicolas Hoult George Clooney Taylor Swift Josh Peck Ke$ha Ryan Seacrest Megan Fox and Matthew Lewis

puppyclub:

heathers-rivera:

there is always hope 

i live for this post

carnivour:

I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

halogenic:

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

"I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did."